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Next mashton is going to mashsplain making potato mash. #someta
Next mashton is going to mashsplain making potato mash. #someta
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Oliver Schick
Did you just try to splain peeling carrots to me?
Man. I've been peeling carrots for more years than I care to remember.
I once peeled a carrot on a recon mission in Glyndebourne with one hand and conversating with the queen. Do you know how insulting your "this pointy bit does this" is? If I were you I'd sleep with one eye open my friend. I will skull fuck your potatoes through their rotten eyes while strangulating your broad beans.
Just you watch yourself.