Did you just try to splain peeling carrots to me?
Man. I've been peeling carrots for more years than I care to remember.
I once peeled a carrot on a recon mission in Glyndebourne with one hand and conversating with the queen. Do you know how insulting your "this pointy bit does this" is? If I were you I'd sleep with one eye open my friend. I will skull fuck your potatoes through their rotten eyes while strangulating your broad beans.
Just you watch yourself.
Did you just try to splain peeling carrots to me?
Man. I've been peeling carrots for more years than I care to remember.
I once peeled a carrot on a recon mission in Glyndebourne with one hand and conversating with the queen. Do you know how insulting your "this pointy bit does this" is? If I were you I'd sleep with one eye open my friend. I will skull fuck your potatoes through their rotten eyes while strangulating your broad beans.
Just you watch yourself.