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Did you just try to splain peeling carrots to me?
Man. I've been peeling carrots for more years than I care to remember.
I once peeled a carrot on a recon mission in Glyndebourne with one hand and conversating with the queen. Do you know how insulting your "this pointy bit does this" is? If I were you I'd sleep with one eye open my friend. I will skull fuck your potatoes through their rotten eyes while strangulating your broad beans.
Just you watch yourself.
Chalfie-
I read the 2nd half of this in gunnery Sargent heartmans voice
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i think teensplain also contributed to the discussion
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Next mashton is going to mashsplain making potato mash. #someta
Rich_G
Aroogah
dancing james
Oliver Schick
IMO, if you find peeling a carrot time consuming you are doing it wrong.
Always peel before chopping off the ends. That way you don't need to peel right from the end to the end.
Use a peeler with handle and blade perpendicular to each other.
Peel over a plate or broad bowl, so that the peelings are easily transferred to a bin.
Harden The Fuck Up.