Valentines Day

Major fail at the florists today. Walked out dead proud at getting the flowers and thought that a tacky balloon would be a nice gesture. Got home and presented this... totally fucking oblivious that my local florist is dyslexic!

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Hahaha

I called my girlfriend up after work and told her I hadn't done anything special, she cried and hung up.

Happy Valentines Day Cunts.

Just seen the OP. Brilliant.

^^ Great illustration Ben.

I called my girlfriend up after work and told her I hadn't done anything special, she cried and hung up.
And a year on...are you still together?!

^^ Great illustration Ben.

And a year on...are you still together?!

I'd say she had "issues" and he's better off without her........

Nope. We broke up about 2 weeks after I posted that.

Ouch.

Please someone, rescue this thread.

I jokingly told a friend I bought her flowers. She told me to get fucked....I think Cupid is onto something this year...

Yep, you've definitely pulled.

Had an amazing meal at home. Other half rated the steak as better than Hawksmoor, we did not do anything else to celebrate Hallmark card day as we are not gullible twats.

I sent a card to my girlf bearing the following David Shrigley funny...>>

She has subsequently phoned me in tears saying that male rape is not a joke and it's in very poor taste. I thought SHE was joking and laughed a lot. Turns out she was being serious :s

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My other half thought is was funny but said she would rather have an amazing steak cooked for her.

I win!

Shit dude. Well I thought it was funny.

My girlfriend and I exchanged text messages. Hot stuff.

I sent a card to my girlf bearing the following David Shrigley funny...>>

She has subsequently phoned me in tears saying that male rape is not a joke and it's in very poor taste. I thought SHE was joking and laughed a lot. Turns out she was being serious :s

She's right.

Shrigley funny.

Hey I have some flowers, chocolates and couple of bottles of cheap valentine cava, all bought for me and didn't even have to put out.

I win.

Hope everyone had a great night!

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Lol, shite celebration, great thread though

So my girlfriend is vegetarian and I'm trying to do the same. I booked a restaurant for a nice valentines dinner at a place that specialises in mozzarella, small sharing plates type of thing. Idiot over here didn't even consider mozzarella uses rennet and so isn't vegetarian. That left us with about 4 things we could eat from the menu.

Whoops

Bad luck

???

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Happy V day.

I don't really understand it, my wife and I have never acknowledged it.

What did you receive/ give?

Doing the weekly shop in Tesco, I saw loads of men fawning over shit flowers in red wrapping but no women doing that, so wondered what the ladies buy.

We don’t pay it much heed either. Happen to be going for a walk in the park with my ex while my girlfriend does some gardening 🤷‍♂️

Filth.