Epic WTF

Sounds like something Partridge would pitch.

I know someone who works for a company that supplies various trade equipment including face masks. They are now selling their stock of masks back to their Chinese supplier.

They're too busy playing trumpet/running from trumpets to learn English grammar.

is that a screenshot from your phone? is it wrong that i'm kind of into it?

is it wrong that i'm kind of into it?

Is this you begging to atone for your perversion? I suspect that if you're into it, believing it's wrong and wanting to be disciplined for that is probably part of being into it.

looks like they're recreating the trumpet boy meme.

Haha it was yes. Tinder is mostly a really droll experience but occasionally you see a humorous gem like that.

There’s no masks in SE Asia so people are ordering from all over the world or sending friends and family to buy stocks to send to them. There’s no new supply as countries have largely ceased exporting their own production (eg India and China) so it’s no surprise to see that kind of sign.

If only they worked.

Every day is school day.

Aha. Makes slightly more sense then.

From a French Language textbook...

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I don't get it

You from Norfolk by any chance?

Their children had children.

Took me far too long to work out what was wrong with that.

Couldn't see the wood for the trees :)

You have to wonder how many kids have been punished by teachers for writing "disgusting jokes" and the kids are just "But the book..."

Just too far really...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/12/kfc-crocs-moments-want-feet-look-like-buckets-chicken-12228900/

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I misread that as coming with jizzbits

me too

#metoo

Not sure which thread to put this in: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/14/bank-robbery-date/

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