• Also, why didn't he just call the police? It's not as if their number isn't known.

    Who wants to answer difficult questions about why you crashed into a stationary object at 5am?

    To be fair it is extremely bad planning to:

    a) have a gentle bend in the road - cars were made to go straight!

    b) then put a building on the outside of that bend. Why not something soft like a giant mound of goose down?

  • Goose down is v expensive right now. Bit of a shortage unless you like it blood-stained and smelling of aviation fuel.

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