Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

An old colleague of mine used to tell a story about being on a plane that hit a goose at cruising altitude and depressurised.

What was the goose doing flying around at cruising altitude?!

Frontal pigeon strike in a car doing 60 had the bird go through the radiator grill and smash seven shades of shit out of the radiator. Expensive day out.