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  • Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.

    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.

    They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

    When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

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