• For reasons of childcare, I cut my commute down by using the Fucking Stupid Cablecar to get to North Greenwich. Of course, the Fucking Stupid Cablecar doesn’t work in high winds as it is, by design, fucking stupid. TFL have a status updates page for it on their website, but it displays as running a good service whether it is running a good service, a bad service or a fucking stupid service, which I assume is all part of the Fucking Stupid experience. Anyway, having got to the docks this morning to discover that predictably, and despite the good service status touted online, the fucking stupid thing was in fact being Fucking Stupid, I decided to ditch my bike at Canning Town and take the Jubilee Line one stop to North Greenwich. Forty five fucking stupid minutes later I arrived in work, because it turns out the rest of the fucking stupid public transport system is also fucking stupid.

    I hate that fucking cablecar, I hate Boris Fucking Stupid Johnson, and I hate public transport. Wankers.

  • If you have to wait to enter the south 'terminal' to head north on the FSCC Otis like being in a wind tunnel with nowhere to hide until they open the FSCC again.

    Did it with kids a couple of Sundays ago. Such fun

  • It’s so fucking stupid. At times I find myself wondering if no one at the design stage looked at it all and thought ‘hang on, this thing won’t work in high winds, and we’re putting it across a river, which is a natural wind corridor?’ and then I remember that terms like ‘design stage’ and ‘thought’ don’t apply to this fucking stupid endeavour.

    Still, cheap at only £60 million. What else could they have spent that money on, really?

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