Two wee shitcunts tried to rob me of my Brompton in Highbury tonight. Luckily they were shit at it, announced themselves way too early and allowed me to get my d-lock out and twat one of them into the middle of next week. The other one fucked off pretty sharpish. A few good wrist stamps will have hopefully put him out of action for a few weeks.
Cunts. I’m in the pub having a beer to calm the nerves and get the adrenaline down to manageable levels.
Two wee shitcunts tried to rob me of my Brompton in Highbury tonight. Luckily they were shit at it, announced themselves way too early and allowed me to get my d-lock out and twat one of them into the middle of next week. The other one fucked off pretty sharpish. A few good wrist stamps will have hopefully put him out of action for a few weeks.
Cunts. I’m in the pub having a beer to calm the nerves and get the adrenaline down to manageable levels.