In the news

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Massive cordon around Soho. Fat cunt gets everywhere.

https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/gallery/first-pictures-soho-unexploded-bomb-17682712

It's the Germans playing the long game.

Surely these things are a bit like old lugged carbon frames - if they’re gonna go, it would have gone by now.

I'm not an expert but surely they could hide behind the hoarding and throw bricks at the bomb to set it off?

It's more like a vintage carbon frame that hasn't been used in years and now some idiot has decided to ride it and see if it collapses. (cough @HoKe)

Did lol

Don't be a moron. That hoarding would never protect them. They'd have to chuck the bricks from the roof of the building next door.

I'd just give it a tap with that digger arm

Hahhhhhhh

Pick it up in the digger bucket and lob it somewhere in the direction of the Thames.

It’s in Soho. It’d have to be quite the lob.

Needs more trebuchet.

The continent of Australia has been caught out trying to sneak away.

Priti Patel doesn't know what "counter terrorism" means

https://twitter.com/andrewkeates/status/1224388302284972034

Needs more trebuchet

This applies to so many life situations. More than people realise, sadly.

Heard that on the news yesterday morning - they had to explain afterwards what she meant. She is really incredibly thick.

Whut

Priti Patel doesn't know what "counter terrorism" means

Holy fuck I thought you were exaggerating, but no, she really seems to not understand it.

This is wonderful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk4EMBXxG5A

An old friend of mine who used to work with her reckons she really is as thick as mince. I find it hard to believe tbh. It takes a high level of a specific type of intelligence to become an MP. That said, a lot of people do seem to think that she's as thick as pig shit so maybe she really is!

You get promoted because you're useful to someone, doesn't necessarily follow that you're clever, or indeed that you're competent in the role that you are technically performing.

Every annual appraisal I've ever had

Not accessible tho.

Sure, but to be useful to influential people over a period of time there usually needs to be something there.