• Officials have failed to discover his motive for masquerading as a fifth-former

    His deception only came to light last month when he and two female classmates were on holiday in Tenerife.

    Top deductive skills, there.

  • Everyone thinks he must have done it to shag teenagers, but there was none of that. The real reason is a complicated story about university admissions policies, and his all-consuming desire to become a doctor.

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