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We had a crazy old bastard of a Judo teacher
We had one of those too! He was mental, stepped in when our usual teacher was ill - used to train all the bouncers in town as well as (apparently) Special Forces.
We were all there for the warm-up games and messing about, but he was super-aggresive and used to pepper all his training with little anecdotes as to how you could quite easily break the opponents leg by leaning swiftly to the left or something.
He lined us (20+) all up to throw us all in different, difficult, acrobatic ways once, I had quite long hair and got thrown by it. We started bunking off when he was there...
We had a crazy old bastard of a Judo teacher who was one of those grizzled ex-soldiers who just seem to get tougher with age. He'd always forget himself when he got impatient with us
"You! The blond bastard"
[whispered to himself] "Don't swear at the children!"