Tales from the school yard.

Now can someone copy and paste from the memes thread?

FWIW:
Alcoholic head mistress, rarely left her office as that's where the drink was, mostly harmless. Replaced by a very self important careerist who went on to head the local authority education department.
PE teachers were the usual, one psychopathic rugger bugger as wide as he was tall, one who only shagged the girls in the basketball team once they got to about 15, so not a proper paedo really
Woodwork teacher who used a subject specific variant of the thrown board rubber by throwing chisels at inattentive pupils instead, metalwork teacher was always bumming fags off my big brother's classmates.
O-level Chemistry teacher with a very short fuse, which we delighted in lighting with the Bunsen burners. A-level guy was much more chilled, but we applied psychological torture anyway.
A-level physics teacher who knew less about physics than we did
Local pub had two bars, one for school kids and one for teachers.What we didn't have back in our day was drugs and armed violence.