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We had a music teacher that got called 'peado Wright', saw he was in the newspaper a year or so ago...for being a peado.
Modern languages teacher who ate tomatoes like they were apples and had zero control of her pupils. Even the good kids fucked about when they were in her class. She had a breakdown and disappeared and then we got Mr Anderson who was the double of Cyrus the Virus from Con Air. He was pretty hard and strict with us but then he came on an exchange trip to Deutschland with us and we caught him bumping a big stein glass from the pub and after that he was pretty cool.
A physics teacher who was as smelly as he was fat and as fat as he was pervy. He told one of the girls she should be able to pick her blazer out of the pile of them in the corner of the room by going by the chest size.
Another science teacher who had woeful levels of control over the class. Not helped by her propensity for wearing very dated, brightly coloured jumpsuits, the fact she was about 4ft nothing and that her name was Mrs Golumbock (sp?) which can very easily be changed to Mrs Ball and Cock.
Infact, the science dept was full of characters, there was another guy called Menzies. He retired when I was in 3rd or 4th year so I think he'd kind of lost the plot/stopped giving a fuck for the last few years of his career/first few of my time at the school. He was pretty flamboyant but liked to chat the girls up in his own, camp, 65+ year old way.
We had a geography teacher that loved to whack a meter stick down on your desk if you weren't paying attention. Lived up to the stereotype too, big leather patches on the elbows of all of his jackets and jumpers.