Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

This ‘head turner’ could be yours for just £220....

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If PES6 was a cycling game

anti-porn and functional too

The grips!

Fair enough. How about this one then? Most bikes put out by car manufacturers are pretty soulless but this one should go in the book just for the height of that stem stack

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I "like" how he's decided that the red and green theme needs to extend to the bar tape AND grips (that's a rare combo)

There' so much going on I've only just noticed the colour of the cranks :-/

It's a Storck Fascernario.3, so it's a good bike. I seem to remember it was a 15-16k bike complete but that was with zipps, sram red and a load of THM stuff so I guess some nodder has bought a frameset and ruined it.

Hang on... he's bought an old One Pro Cycling bike I think. Except he's still ruined it.

If you're not a big person and don't mind wearing pro kit, they've got some cheap (50 quid) short sleeve Gabba jerseys on their shop

What's the plastic disc on the front wheel of that BMX/stunt type bike?

Looks like an electric motor. I hope it isn't though.

It is. Someone at work put one on his bike, they weigh what feels like 20kg.

Correct

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Control

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Would love to see that BMX (M stands for motor, correct?) in the bike park

M stands for motor, correct?

Correct, 'Bicycle Motocross'. So really, this is just going back to the roots.

Jesus. We have something very similar on one of the enormous trikes we use for work. It can get a trike that you can barely pedal without it up almost any hill in Leeds, can't imagine the carnage it's capable of on a BMX, ha ha.

Although I actually quite like it

https://twitter.com/JohnWil89033175/status/1217670658127167488

Never getting that down the stairs there.

From gumtree

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Especially love the £1 brake caliper.

Gulf Porsche colours. Should be cool but it’s a le mon.

Fb link, from MTB news Germany. Ergh... love the colour but the rest not so much.

Expensive bike that looks like a cheap bike trying to look expensive?

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either @Hulsroy, @JesperXT or @Simba saw it in person when they rode past him