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He caught me again in the bogs.
For clarity, there is 1 standard toilet in a cubical, 1 urinal immediately adjacent to the toilet (other side of the flimsy wall) and a sink.
I was having a piss, he walks in "hello again, how you settling in?"
Me: "we really need to stop meeting in here"
He proceeds into trap number one, drops his kecks, says "yeah, you must think I'm your stalker, huhuhu" then rips one out and starts shitting.I washed my hands and legged it.
I've started going to the upstairs bogs to avoid him
One for @DethBeard
Colleagues who insist on talking to you about work shiz when you are having a piss
Fuck off I'm having a piss