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Yours sounds especially nasty, especially black and blue balls :S
I regretted mocking him all those years ago when a car plowed me (yes, I mean it to sound filthy) from behind just near my old office (and near my old orifice) last year. Thankfully I have a well padded arse but walking sucked for a while afterwards. I was still seeing physios for my lower back six months after that - at the time of impact though I thought she'd fucking crippled me. Actually you just reminded me that the insurance company needs a reminder email... if I'm going to be attacked by a front grill it ain't gonna be for free.
hippy
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Sounds normal Hippy.
I went over the bars like a human torpedo, managed to miss the big tree in front of me and slid to a halt.... got away with that i thought.....
The bike was close behind doing a gracefull cartwheel.
The point of impact was the top of my coccyx or in laymans terms top of my arse crack.
It was the bar end (always run with bar end plugs kids) and in the violence of impact it didn't glance off but more stuck in the crack and followed it down and slammed my nut sack.
I crawled off the track and couldn't get up for several minutes.
End result, black and blue nuts and not being able to sit down properly for months.
Consultation with the doctors ended with "how strong do you want the painkillers because that's the only fix"
As i found out.... surgery is a non goer, you have to let it heal by itself as it's the base of the spine and surgeons don't like poking around down there.
Also done both shoulders, did argue in A&E with the doc as he decided it hadn't popped out because if it did he would have popped it out again. I still maintain it popped or was half out the socket and i popped it back in again and finished the race run then got some one to lob my bike in the car because i couldn't pick it up and drove myself to A&E :) happy day's
Cracked hip as well and broken some helmets. This bike is going to be a magic carpet ride of soft suspension and bail my ass out of trouble when i run out of skills :)