I hate

She killed that dog too

Wasn't aware of that. I bet that got all the emotional response of a zx81.

This incessant crap weather. I want to have a nice bike ride for a change.

She claims it was accidental. We all know the truth.

perennial favourite kirstie allsop.

just... awful.

kirstie allsop

Isn't she a rabid Tory also? As if she wasn't already fucking detestable

Living next to a football stadium

2 trillions bellends descend, double park everywhere (there's 30 buses an hour you fat shits), cause a racket for >3 hours that I can hear even with all my windows closed and leave a mess everywhere. Fuck off.

Oh not to mention the sectarianism

People who live next to football grounds who then moan about football fans.

If it's going to upset you, don't live there you melts.

Living next to a football stadium

Ftfy

'Ftfy'. Over used, a bit smug, not very funny.

Don't move next to a church then, they're noisy fuckers on a Sunday and the sectarianism is appalling.

Did I upset an enjoyer of football by any chance?

Don't let this stress win over your career. Stay focused. Football is not happening. You can do it.

Nope.

Three day eventing is my game, always has been, always will be.

I hate not being able to hate.

I knew I would have to put up with the noise.

Having all the roads clogged up several times a month with seemingly no response from the police/traffic people/club itself, and the sectarian self-proclaimed "ultras", I did not expect

Yes, you don't look experienced enough. It's no one fault.

Scotland though.

What you need is to move to London. Arsenal's ground is silent.

Will, I had you down as a pentathlete.

We had a prick buy a flat opposite a pub that is literally only open on match days put in a noise complaint due to loud cheering.

I mean come on. The pub has been there for 150 years, the Emirates/Highbury for nearly as long. Surely you can put up with a few hours of noise once or twice a week?

It happened in Manchester.
Buy flat next to night and day cafe.
Noise complaints.

Fuck sake

Only once after you exit the cups as well.

I have to live near people. Bloody coming and going from their houses - make your effin' minds up, in or out? One invasive berk regularly walks up my path and puts bits of paper through my door.
Sod off the lot of them.