General Election 2019

I think there is something to be said for fighting back. And a direct message style.

How would Cummings advise Boris deal with (for instance) accusation of anti-semitism in the party? Message discipline would be consistent from every minister and probably along the lines of;

"We take this seriously, those responsible will be dealt with, we are not a party that tolerates intolerance and repeatedly suggest otherwise is a smear tactic."

... followed by ...

"Your hair looks nice today Laura Kuenssberg"

... or something.

Huge if true

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Last I heard from Uri he was using #mindpower to ensure brexit wouldn't happen. Flip-flopping, spoon-fiddling fraud.

Classic swing voter

Next week: Harry Hill, me and my hill.

repped

Simplify the message. Get Brexit Done. No detail in the manifesto. Nothing to challenge.

Attack the other side. Scatter lies all over the shop so that the other side spends all its time answering those lies and not in getting its message out.

I think at this point the moral high ground can wait until they win an election.

This is pretty incredible. The Conservatives enjoyed a bigger lead over Labour among people earning <£20,000 than those earning >£70,000 and the richer you are, the less likely you are to vote Conservative.

Turkeys vote for Christmas, people eating turkeys for dinner vote against it

Well, nobody's saying it's the best tactic. It's a tactic, though.

The best tactic involves guillotines, obv.

I stalled for a couple of weeks when I went to Oz but apart from some cheats that are learning fucking 10 languages this week I've won every level of Duolingo Spanish.

Can't speak a fucking word of Spanish though.

FFS.

winter

do not want

Awaits Schick and"goto school".

Fluent ‘stralyish or espanian?

Esperanto is where it is at.

I've been through this, I'm too busy. Duolingo I can do on the tube/bog/walkingdownthestreetintolampposts

I can read a lot more Spanish than I used to be able to and probably recognise more spoken words but I'm doing fuckall hablo

I've crossed Europe four times, you'd be amazed and how much you can do with a pointed finger, hand to mouth eating and drinking actions and pretending to be a kangaroo.

So, did the Greens win this election or what? Have they counted the votes yet?

"Learn Esperanto while you sleep..."

Now if rep still existed.

Thank you for making we smile and giggle. Been difficult recently.

Now if rep still existed.

"Yeah! neither of us got any sleep!"

Thank you for making we smile and giggle. Been difficult recently.

I just drink lots of very strong beers.

Was trying to be nice as you made me smile.

Smeg head.

Lib Dem vote share interesting. Want to vote with pockets (Tory) but guilt takes over so hedge bets? Still getting financially desired outcome but not having to own it?

you'd be amazed and how much you can do with a pointed finger, hand to mouth eating and drinking actions and pretending to be a kangaroo.

I miss west beers too

Probably that bell end chris mason trying time defend his tree counting maths.

Smeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeed