Epic WTF

URL is enough, not clicking.

pics or it didn´t happen

https://www.google.com/search?q=Degloving+injury+to+groin,+scrotum+and+penis+due+to+low-velocity+handlebar+injury&rlz=1C9BKJA_enGB844GB844&hl=en-GB&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj-ocilgqHmAhWZWhUIHUfGAjMQ_AUoAXoECA0QAQ&biw=1024&bih=659&dpr=2#imgrc=hP1G-whhgMZLoM

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Degloves? I don't want to click that.

Generally a wise decision. Also applies to 'finger degloving' from rings and the like.

'Glove' implies something that might be taken off at some point under normal circumstances. Definitely not clicking.

...is the correct decision.
I clicked.
I currently have impaled a rusty funnel in my left ear, twisted it, and am pouring in as much mind bleach as what passes for my branes will accommodate.

To the day I die I will wish for a visit by the amnesia fairy.

I'm sure it's easy enough to reglove a penis.

Are you the sort of meticulous socialite host that insists on stitching up the ends of party sausages?

No one will be stiching up my party sausage.

Nobody has a needle that small.

some yuletide joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZc73aX8_hY

That's going on the Christmas playlist

https://twitter.com/davidwalliams/status/1205051203421380608?s=19

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50814275

Also belongs in Epic Fail.

Wow.

Huge wtaf and highlights how out of touch people ‘fighting’ racism in European football are???

I made the western monkey with blue and white eyes, the Asian monkey with almond-shaped eyes and the black monkey positioned in the centre, where everything comes from.

Yeah.... Nope.

Yea absolutely nothing could have gone wrong with that one.

I've hesitated posting this a few times because, well, it's just fucking awful, but this was on the front page of the Sport on the day before the election.

How is this allowed?

Will delete if you peeps think I shouldn't have posted.

Maybe a link and a NSFW warning? That said, it's in the WTF thread...

Good call

Have removed for now. Will post link when I'm at a computer

Most of the Sport's readers aren't old enough to vote.