Shit fixie skidders say...

golf club.

Ha! Municipal golf course, mini cab driver...

I mentioned to the coffee shop lady I was building a bike up tonight when she asked me what I was up to, and she said put it on instagram so I can see

I nearly lost my best beret on Waterloo Bridge this evening.

Oh Ben...

It was better with the original "Yikes"

When you’re stretching out your pizza dough for a lovely homemade pizza and you suddenly realise you’ve run out of pineapple

Hahahaha ^ @greenhell ;)

(dons helmet and waits for response...)

fucking animals WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

:-) lolz

I judge the state of economy by how much metal mudguards cost

(on whatsapp)

How much seatpost is inserted in Dave Russell?

Doesn't really fit but I had to put it somewhere

fnar

Where can I get an inverse shim?

I've never had an original thought in my entire life.

one week.

I rode a whole 10 miles today, shit just got real

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More information than we need....

Color
Looks
Proportions
Sexy
Skinwalls
Nice front end
Wheel depth
I’d love to own it
Etc etc

'Omnipolo Chocolate Vanilla Coconut Blackout Cake Imperial Stout'

Shit pricks in Hoxton Say

fuck jan heine

TBF he is a aragont bell end that uses "science" to back up his flawed assumptions.

that trip with Chas in Japan must have been epic!