I hate

The whole of an Oreo is disgusting, not just the filling. Most synthetic foodstuff I've ever had the misfortune to sample. Have to assume the ingredients are cocoa powder, margarine, sugar and used cat litter, from the taste and consistency.

I know comment sections are all hellscapes but I think I hate the Guardian's most of all now. Guaranteed to be full of smug narcicentrist cunts bleating about how much better they would have done at running things (half the time below an opinion piece spunking into the wind in the same way). At least the BBC and the Express commenters are all just obvious maniacs.

The whole of an Oreo is disgusting, not just the filling. Most synthetic foodstuff I've ever had the misfortune to sample. Have to assume the ingredients are cocoa powder, margarine, sugar and used cat litter, from the taste and consistency.

Yeah Oreo's are absolute wank

Oreos are shit bourbons.
And bourbons are shit custard creams
And custard creams are shit.

counterpoint: they are all nice

Oreos are shit bourbons.

And bourbons are shit custard creams
And custard creams are shit.

I can't argue with any of this

Fucking everything.

So right. Can't touch a custard cream since somebody told me the innards are mostly lard. Don't know if that's true but it's got enough very believableness to put me off.

Party candidate boards stuck up outside private houses. Just what exactly is persuasive about them? "Oh, orange. What a lovely colour. I think I'll be voting for Thomas Leadbetter. And what a lovely surname too. Reminds me of that dear couple on The Good Life. Smashing. And that house looks smart. They obviously are decent folk. Better cast my vote the same direction."

I've got into having a block of lard in the fridge at all times recently. Seriously underrated stuff.

Aside from chobnobs bourbons are the world's best biscuit.

Tell me, what way is there to get more enjoyment for 20p or whatever than a pack of bourbons? Nothing, it's economically and mathematically unpossible .

Bourbons are the best, I'd rather die than not eat them.

Bourbons are shit. The insinuation of chocolate but failing to deliver.

Their one saving grace is some of them are vegan friendly so you can satisfy the hyper fussy vegetarians cheaply and keep and eat moar decent biscuits for yourself.

I'll fight you.

What are you disputing? Or do you have some kind of post fact argument?

#teambourbon

#teamcustardcream

Who am I kidding?
#teamallthebiscuitz

I hate missing a call on my phone, immediately phoning the number back, and it rings, unanswered, until it goes to voicemail

#teamallthebiscuitz

I ate a toffolossus.

Biscuits are dead.

Are they posho biscuit?

Very.

Not worth the price though - they are super spenny.

82.5kg this morning down from 85 a little while ago, no biscuits for me still.

Toss Daily. All the emotional depth and warmth of a magnolia colour chart. They could replace her with a toaster to introduce the dancers and no one would notice. Its obvious all she cares about is the paycheck and 9 months off a year.

Cars that have their exhausts in the middle

They could replace her with a toaster to introduce the dancers and no one would notice.

I suspect Bacofoil shares would take a dive.