The middle aged thread

Ok this isn’t self loathing. I am a middle aged man and I fucking hate middle aged men. Always have. I hate The gammon, the fucking stupid wizened fuckers with Paul Weller hair, the pink faced cunts with heads like thumbs, the dreary entitlement, the “man cave”, the Did you see Joolz Holland? The £5k cervelo, the rotting stink that no amount of aftershave will cover, rugby shirts, the entitlement, the know it all, the crushing weight of a million defeats. The confidence in your argument when you are wrong wrong wrong...I love being a middle aged man though

You go girl