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  • I made the mistake of joining the Facebook group for our block of flats (in Blackheath). I wish I hadn't.

    Turns out that all of my neighbours are rich pricks who live in constant seething anger over each other's transgressions such as having the audacity to park their car outside their garage for five minutes while carrying some heavy furniture in or having a fox split open a rubbish bag and live in perpetual that the "povvos" down the hill in Lewisham will come and steal their beloved rich people stuff.

    One of my neighbours recently called the police because she saw "a suspicious looking man in a tracksuit". It was my neighbour, a radiologist at a local hospital, having a fag.

    Somebody had their house broken into in the next street this week and by the chat I am seeing in this group, people are barricading themselves in with furniture and choosing which weapons to keep handy.

    For fucks sake, you utter bellends, cut it the fuck out.

  • One of my neighbours recently called the police because she saw "a suspicious looking man in a tracksuit". It was my neighbour, a radiologist at a local hospital, having a fag.

    Hah this is amazing

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