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• #25252
Really
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• #25253
...but we had to let him because of his Second Amendment rights.
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• #25255
There’s definitely an ‘n’ missing somewhere in her charming double-barrelled name.
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• #25256
if the sole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others, Sophie's fucking nailing it.
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• #25257
Never used this term in LFGSS acronym form before, but:
WAC
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• #25258
Wait, she's turning the heating on in September!!?
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• #25259
Fancy surname is a ruse. Her mum is Hyacinth Bucket.
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• #25260
managed to twat over on my own doorstep and break my fall with face. smashed glasses and a nasty cut on my cheek, fucked knees etc.
y u curse me baby jesu!?
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• #25261
Ah shit dude. That's horrible. Bet that gave you quite a shock.
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• #25262
yeah thanks hoss. i'm supposed to be on client site in southampton tomorrow but can't see for shit so have had to cancel a bunch of crap aporopos getting replacement goggles. work is none too impressed.
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• #25263
Ooch, nasty. But look on the bright side, you didn't have to go to Southampton.
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• #25264
look on the bright side
Once you’ve got new glasses
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• #25265
Yowch, hope for a decent scar.
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• #25266
if anyone asks, i got it fighting off a gang of rabid space nazis from space.
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• #25267
Pics or didn't happen
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• #25268
Here's a top tip to make your Sunday night better - don't Google Image search "cock shaped scar" when considering making a sympathetic post in the Epic Fail thread.
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• #25269
Additional tip, don't rely on auto correct fixing "cock shaped scat" when being curious about what Dammit has seen.
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• #25271
Niche.
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• #25272
My first reaction was that there’s absolutely nothing erotic whatsoever on there. Then I got to the cactus tits...
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• #25273
cactits.
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• #25274
It's pronounced catities when plural.
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• #25275
Heal up, you dolt. Hopefully you'll be left with a cool scar for Friday?
Jesus, I’m just glad none of the people responding to the 911 call got hurt.