So much!!!!! “You know your ugly brown striped shitty arse? Well now my face and jacket look like that too you absolute melt! Which wouldn’t have happened if you had mudguards AND if your sense of entitlement didn’t encourage you to pass all the other riders at the lights only to creep along 5mph slower than the rest of us, whipping gutter crud into our teeth!”
Difference between full-size mudguards and inferior stuff like raceblades (which I now have) or cruds (good at protecting drivetrain and headset, bad at protecting the person behind you. which I used to have, concidentally)
So much!!!!! “You know your ugly brown striped shitty arse? Well now my face and jacket look like that too you absolute melt! Which wouldn’t have happened if you had mudguards AND if your sense of entitlement didn’t encourage you to pass all the other riders at the lights only to creep along 5mph slower than the rest of us, whipping gutter crud into our teeth!”