Ways not to lock your bike

You live in Sweden. When I go to Germany, I'm always surprised that I haven't seen it all before. It's just different in those places.

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Ask them to lend you a spanner, hammer and cold chisel. Tighten the nuts to fuck and then use the chisel to mash the bolt threads just above the nuts.

Stood there unharmed for about a week. A few days after I took the picture nothing was left. In Germany btw.

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That's a shame, Super Vs are vintage classics.

A cable won't save your wheels.

Not sure what's going on here...

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go home biek ur drunk

That's a bmxer's trick. Turn the bike upside down and the tea leaves don't realise its a bike n won't nick it.

Seems like it might fit here (source)

I think that man might have his definition of 'van' a little askew.

..actually not entirely sure whether to post this here or rather in the hideous rim decals thread..

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Looks like they’ve not paid for the full version so there’s still a watermark.

Yea, thinking about it it might be some sort of theft protection
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Front wheel only classic.

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I lock my bike exactly the same, but my frame isn’t an easy grand on eBay so

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Admittedly, in an office parking facility.

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Even the pedals, lol, right at Alexanderplatz in Berlin.
That's a beautiful frame by the way.

and brake pads!

Brake levers. Set up for...?

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Much sadness outside Sainsbury’s Balham

new cinelli design is rad

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clearance is tight tight tight