I hate

You're spot on matey. Was out all day on the Cornwall coast path basking in the rustic charm of Atlantic rollers and echoes of 19th century industrial toil. I needed a Guinness and good grub so googled the nearest nosh pub only to drive down there and find Sky Sports all over the walls. There was even a 50m (or whatever) screen in a lean-to in the pub garden!

Cunty chops has requested a read email receipt.

Fuck. Off.

I’m sure it’s not the first time it s appeared here, but autocorrect.

I just tried to sign off a work email with ‘cheers’. I must have typed a wrong letter as autocorrect changed it to ‘machetes’ and I pressed send before I noticed.

Undo send!

Cunts who hold a door open and then expect you to run to go through, visibly being annoyed when you don't.

If you want the credit for doing somebody a favour, do them a fucking favour. Wanting admiration for your "altruism" while not wanting to put much effort into it and imposing effort on the recipient of your "charity" makes you a cunt.

And if anybody out there hates cunts who don't speed up when you hold open the door for them, just stop holding the fucking doors open. Then nobody has to be a cunt.

You're giving me flashback's to the time I held a door open for one of Jana's friends and she accused me of being sexist. She still continues to insist to this day that me holding a door open for her was a display of male dominance and refuses to believe that I was taught from a very young age to hold doors open for everybody.

try being from the colonies where it's presumed you've given a shit since birth.

Congrats btw!!

"attempted delivery" fucking parcelfarce allegedly attempted to deliver a parcel, but haven't bothered to leave a card letting me know what they are doing with the box.

It's a sorry state of affairs when Hermes and yodel manage to get shit to me, but PF can't.

I open doors to see from how far I can make people run.

What's the distance record so far?

I hold doors open so I can let them go just before the now running person reaches the door.

I love getting that shit off the the local cavemen, cricket? Couldn't give a fuck... Rugby? Do fuck off, mate...

Leaf blowers and all those who wield leaf blowers.

shots fired

@ts

I'll blow 'em away.

That fucking ring tone on phones that goes "nah nah naha nah nah" like some sort of shitty tv tune.
Fucking ring tones on phones tbh.

i like the one that is morse(?) for SMS

the skype ring tone is sooooo soooooothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsUyjzRIU9w

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I’m sure it’s not the first time it s appeared here, but autocorrect.

I just tried to sign off a work email with ‘cheers’. I must have typed a wrong letter as autocorrect changed it to ‘machetes’ and I pressed send before I noticed.

The only true come back is....

Machete don't email.

amazing

Electric, eh? Well now, I suppose I could revise my hatred until I've heard one of those. Though as you've arranged this photo as you have, perhaps it's not that quiet.

People smothered in deodorant, when someone sat next to me in the cinema I could taste their deodorant as it had been so over applied.