Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

The comments on there. I go on reddit several times a day but I just fucking hate the place.

Its for sale now...;
Cervelo Carbon Baanfiets Track Pista
€ 2.800,00
http://link.marktplaats.nl/m1467753750?utm_source=android_social&utm_content=vip&utm_medium=android_social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons

Can somebody please explain this bar angle

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explain this bar angle

Better wrist support for long efforts in the drops

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Oh get you with your '80s aesthetic'. Some of us were in our formative years in the 80s you know. And we have neon in our souls.

Extra aerodynamical downforce in case rider goes too fast.

Bruh.....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Cannondale-Bike-CX-Road-gravel-MTB/183874217159?hash=item2acfc1e4c7:g:R8YAAOSwQ-BdIj8l

So, so good...

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Genius.

You'd need to register it as a motorbike then (at least in the UK).

Although no-one actually pedals those things.

Well yes, of course. But it would also mean there's no ridiculous speed restriction on it. That thing could go decently fast if you let it...

I can't, but that whole setup is some seriously next-level wankage.

F+f currently for sale, figure he realised it's far too big for him

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Fpm4NB86D/?igshid=13orfxn283wnf

Il Roger! Por favor! Santa Maria!

So bad.

It’s a before and after. Or after and before. I can’t tell.

The new rear mudguard really offends me. Never mind anything else. Why would someone replace a functional mudguard with a less functional one that doesn't look any better?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Colnago/193171473609?

Logos make a bike look good, so ensure they are as large and numerous as possible.

Oh my god.

I also love the short description in the listing header, just underneath the 'condition - used' box: "COLNAGO road bike". Oh sorry, I hadn't noticed it's COLNAGO. Sorry, which brand is it again? It's not COLNAGO, is it? Or is it C O L N A G O?

Though, as bad as that is, the wheels really aren't helping of course. And that handlebar tape is a whole separate crime. :/

No, no, the bar tape perfectly complements the bar angle and lever placement.

Im particularly like that he appears to have put new decals onto the DA rear mech as well as a Colnago logo on the front as well as a shitload of Sky stickers (even one on top of the saddle). All in all it looks like some disinterested dad has let his 6 year old kid loose with the bike he never rides.

Is that a 7700 mech like the 7700 shifters?

You can tell it’s definitely dura ace because it says so in massive letters

Oh, I was never in any doubt.

Just not sure of what batch of Dura Ace that it is.

RD-7700, indeed.
(The brifters are not from the DA 7700 groupset.)

Note: I agree, the end result is 😱