• he showed me some phone pictures of some women his son had been banging when iPhones were new

    In the new spirit of this thread, I'd like to point out in a pedantic fashion the fact that this sentence contains semantic ambiguity caused by noun phrase confusion.

    The phrase "he showed me some phone pictures of some women his son had been banging when iPhones were new" could either mean that his son was banging the women when iPhones were new, or that Andy Rourke was showing you the pictures when iPhones were new, rather like the classic headline "Judge rules on nude beach".

    As Andy Rourke is quite old it's therefore hard to know when this happened.

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