I hate

I wasn't in it for the money. I just wanted to bomb about in my multicoloured Fiat Uno listening to happy hardcore.

I thought this was excellent.

Also, don't like tipping? Holiday in Japan!

Fast food employees that sweep the floors when most of the (empty) tables are covered in food debris.

Yeh, hanging's too good for them. Fucking overpaid fatcat fast food hedgefund Brexit scum.

Being woken up at 7am on a Saturday by an employee who can't be bothered to read their fucking roster... Sure, wake me up, let me read that for you... I hate fucking human beings...

An American friend got chased down the road by a waiter from Tokyo Diner returning the tip. Neither would accept defeat. Culture clash.

The mispronunciation of SRAM how the fuck can you think it's S-RAM?

Also Reeval? It's Rival FFS.

Getting out of the shower and then needing a poo.

Leave it running for a few minutes and then pop back in. 'It' being the shower in case of any doubt

But why do people pronounce it ‘shram’?

You're confusing people with Sean Connery.

Because S-RAM sounds like a plausible name for a maker of bike parts, whereas ‘sram’ just sounds like a random angry noise you’ve made at a cat that’s shitting on your flowerbeds?

But there's no hyphen!

But why do people pronounce it ‘shram’?

Because I speak German and I assumed it was a German name. Didn't change my habit when I learned it wasn't. dgaf

It’s a trap I often fall in to.

I wrote an overly length post about deliveroo riders and then deleted it. Sometimes I wish that would happen in the memes thread too...

I hate fucking human beings...

You know there are laws about fucking other things?

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It's their fault for having a stupid name.

Do it in the shower like normal people ffs!

What made you think it was a German name?

I was raised to speak a language where 'night' and 'knight' are pronounced exactly the same = there is no connect between the written and the spoken = any search for meaning or reason is futile = all is chaos = we are but dust in the void = SRAM is pronounced S-RAM.

As SRAM is an acronym, should it actual let be pronounced ‘ess arr aye men’? Or should we just buy shimano instead?

You mean Shimarno

SRAM is pronounced S-RAM

Just to be clear, do you mean like essram? Or scerRam?

dgaf

Should be the name of SRAM's French competitor.

It’s ‘Shee-m’noh’ isn’t it?