Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Can't see it...

She’s only 44. Being a fascist cunt really ages you

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https://www.facebook.com/contrivedplatitudes/photos/a.1388700168115128/2388820014769800/?type=3 does that work?

It was probably her severe epilepsy and brain surgery that aged her tbh, she has not been lucky with health. At its worst, she was in hospital once every ten days for years. Arms and hips popping out of their sockets during fits...

Ah! Logged out of FB cause how cuntish they are

The joke is that the old lady fancy dress and haircut she’s gone for makes her look like an octogenarian, not her mid 40s face. And that she’s a cunt

Aaaaandd.. nope, I can't find the humanity to feel sorry for her.

Reap what you sow and all that. (not saying you love her btw).

Plenty of nice people in the world to feel sorry for...

Also not visible to those of us putting FB in a container, but the link works.

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Yeah. I know it's not actually Tesco BTW.

I bet it's not actually beef either.

It is really a princess though.

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Ageism, yet more bigotry and narrow mindedness on this forum, when will it end?

When Dammit buys a bog-standard Qashqai and drives it unmodified for 5 years.

Box-standard, ffs. The end has already started.

This is not the beginning of the end; but it may be the end of the beginning.

Box-standard

Every day is a school day. I've been using bog-standard for at least 40 years without ever hearing this alternative form.

Box-standard, ffs

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The other most often repeated theory of the derivation is that it is a mispronunciation of 'box standard', the term referring to unmodified goods coming straight from the box. This appears to be a later expression, first recorded in 1983, but is likely to have been around in everyday speech for some years prior to that. If one phrase did influence the other, it is more likely that 'box-standard' is a mispronounced or euphemistic version of 'bog standard'.

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It may be apocryphal, but it is nevertheless "common knowledge" (as they say) that Bog Standard referred originally to the ordinary, unsophisticated Meccano set which was called Box Standard. The one with all the bells and whistles was called Box Deluxe, which is similarly reputed to be the origin of Dog's Bollocks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog%27sbollocks(typography)

Hm, did not know that.

There's a lot of fake etymology out there, no more than urban myth. Then people who don't understand that basic fact of modern life get all precious over one theory that they credulously accepted as gospel.

Eric Partridge sounds like a name made up by Daily Mash.