As someone resembling that description, who started yoga at the start of the year, I'd suggest:
*A real life instructor will be able to see if you're moving correctly
*A good instructor will be more interested in you moving correctly than extremes of motion
*Don't be afraid to try a few different styles/instructors until you find one you're happy with
*Being well focussed on the practice means you don't worry about other people
*The farting thing is over-hyped
As someone resembling that description, who started yoga at the start of the year, I'd suggest:
*A real life instructor will be able to see if you're moving correctly
*A good instructor will be more interested in you moving correctly than extremes of motion
*Don't be afraid to try a few different styles/instructors until you find one you're happy with
*Being well focussed on the practice means you don't worry about other people
*The farting thing is over-hyped