(Just in case it's not clear it was a tongue-in-cheek call back to your #83009 post I don't think you're an sjw or either really feel that bad about my cousin...especially after your dark as fuck confession that you used to throw peanuts as someone with a peanut allergy ;)
A relative is scared of crocodiles/similar. Even a Lacoste shirt makes him uncomfortable.
I used to put our stuffed caiman in the room when he stayed over. Sjwhedge has now made me feel bad about that 🥺