I've never 'got'

Black garlic.

The whole Ibiza Classical/Hacienda Classical thing. Who is it for? What’s the point? Like going to see a tribute act. And it sounds horrendous.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NTUumTrgZvE

Who is it for?

I thought it was obvious - 50 year old former pill heads.

You called?

The whole Ibiza Classical/Hacienda Classical thing. Who is it for? What’s the point? Like going to see a tribute act. And it sounds horrendous.

agreed - like an M&S advert

Its called "strings of life" not "horns of life".

Like ostrich eggs on a stone Island carpet.

I didn't picture you as an old skool raver... then again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhHSl-bdpU

A bit like those baby raves they do. I mean, I absolutely do 'get' them. But are the people who go not just kidding themselves a bit?

According to Keith in the comments it's because Manchester do things differently. So it's for them I suppose

As a 38 year old former pillhead, I think it looks dismal.

A lot of people my age and younger seem to be into it.

My mates went to one in Kew Gardens. I did not.
But I also hated S&M the thing Metallica did with an orchestra.

I loved the S&M album. Well, liked quite a bit.

I’m old enough to remember Acid Brass.

Acid Brass

I saw them perform live.*

*well I think I did, it's all a bit hazy now...

I went to one of those in Sheffield. Just made me a bit sad and mourn the loss of my youth. Kids only rated it as average too.

Kids only rated it as average too.

I thought millenials only rate things as either 0 stars or 5 stars?

(I was looking at some reviews recently when booking bits for a skiing holiday. Someone had given a hotel a 0 star review because "poor snow including white out conditions for 4 out of the 6 days". Fucking idiots.)

Not really a 'millenial' problem though, more of an idiot problem. I also love it when a product review score is based on some delivery service experience...

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What's that in the photo then genius.

That was god awful.

Cultural Appropriation.

Its a photo of an artists impression, stupid.

Yes. That's exactly the phrase. Consumption of a repackaged friendly version of hedonism.

Lenny Henry...seems a nice bloke but as a comedian 🤷🏻‍♂️

Went to a £5 a head show where comedians tried out new material. It was all pretty decent until their surprise special guest - Lenny Henry. Everyone was delighted to get to see him in a tiny club for buttons - huge amount of goodwill. He was excruciating, not one single joke landed. Went for a piss to get away from the embarrassment, and there were a dozen guys in there, refusing to go back out and watch a childhood hero die so horribly.

He is not a funny man.