I hate

^ this. Thankfully we no longer have to listen to his bullshit in the mornings.

The self regarding nexus of Twitter and craft ale

Electricity. Stupid invisible centuries old too many unnecessary wires outdated technology.

the term "break the internet", which I see on an almost daily basis on the internet

I think I hate time itself, my job oop North flatlined years ago. I live like Stig of the Dump. I'm thinking time to move on from print - regardless of timeserved, as every person with a pdf just takes their awful stuff online. We only make money on volume. My mates a professional photographer, until digital came along, he now sells cars. Web designer I know, only does backend and custom builds now as template systems undercut him. I fully expect to see a robot at my desk in 5 years. Sorting out my own shizzle now as an escape plan.

“I can’t breathe” / “I can’t even” / “I’m shook” with how much I agree with this

Woke, lit etc

And on point. Fuck the fuck off. En pointe maybe.

"on route"

Ah but worse when people try doing it properly then actually say N route

En root

salmon en croute

People that say dehydrated when they mean thirsty

Christ, you should hear the 'adventure' riders go on about nutrition. That's food to you and me.

Salmon in crout?

I was eating Salmon en croute on route, but got dehydrated because my nutrition plan wasn't on point.

Nutrition plans are very in vogue at the moment.

protein gains
gains
100%

The end of an amazing holiday. :(

Schipol airport

And then some.

You in NL?

Not anymore, I was in Utrecht yesterday and today, and last week I was in Brussels and then Amsterdam, Schipol each time. I'm taking a scooter next visit.

I spent a fun 8 hours there last Thursday evening, before being flown back to the wrong airport.

Den Haag this week and next, then no more NL for a while, thankfully.

They cancelled my 4pm flight, rebooked me on the 2:55, I got to that 5 minutes before the gate closed, then they kept us on the runway for an hour, and then kept us stacking for an hour at Heathrow. Landed well after my 4 O'clock would have got in, if it had still existed.

Schrodinger's landing slot