Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

2 months to go from :
"what the fucking hell is going on around here?"
to
"let's post stuff about people for lols"

I am disappoint. I expected it to race to the bottom faster.

I'd race to your bottom.

But you know Aesop though...

Please may I have recommendations for Chinese / Sichuan / Cantonese for an anniversary dinner?

Not Hakkasan.

Central / East London bet but will consider other places..

For a first effort that is absolutely fantastic.

What's the ratio of brown to white flour?

A*

I went for a cordless iron which can vertically steam - I think for the home that's the most versatile option but spending a bit more you really notice the difference. Bigger tanks, vertical steaming and a button groove.

I’m speaking with a couple of tailors in Florence who I know carry a range of seersucker

The secondary thing is to get some conceptual ideas for what a slightly longer term plan for the back of the house might be

My Chinese restaurant one is fair game but I think the bread baking is more hipster than golf.

conceptual ideas for the back of the house is just perfect.

You really don't like this thread, do you?

Anyone might think you're just anxious about having your own foibles featured....

Anyway. It's good to have a bit of self depreciation, no?

Which thread is this one on? It sounds like ironing heaven

It’s in the Fashion thread but what’s best is ‘Loins is quoting himself.

If this golf club is going to maintain any sort of prestige, shouldn't prospective members have at the very least a proposer? (And preferably a seconder too). This self-nomination malarkey seems awfully vulgar.

Seconded

My actual golf handicap is 28

None of mine are self. I think people are getting defensive and feeling a bit of shame due to lack of self awareness; that’s bringing out the #content dilution so the legitimacy becomes questionable.

I have never found loathing golf a handicap.

feeling a bit of shame due to lack of self awareness

Which is a shame, because owning it is so much healthier (and usually funnier).

Ikr!

Can't wait for you to be a parent Amey. With your spending compulsions it will be a gold mine. And the schooling! Wait till you need to choose a school... It'll be like DBAD for education matrices.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guilty!

Everything in this WhatsApp group.

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Oh Jesus. Is Amey going to start pontificating about parenting now as well?

I will be on in matter of days! Its going to be lols. No #buying though.