• I’ve always advocated Soft Remain. We spend the £100m on advertising that says Get Ready! (are you ready?) ((srsly u need to be ready m8)) on various forms of media. At midnight Oct 31 there’s a massive power cut and other pyrotechnics - but order is quickly restored with the announcement that it was an unexpected side effect of leaving. And we’ve left. Finally. Doesn’t that feel good?
    But in reality, nothing changes, we remain in the EU and simply claim some ‘rapid and surprisingly easy negotiation’ of a deal when the fresh produce doesn’t run out. Up yours Delors!
    Result: Leavers got their ‘event’ while the rest (who know that winning at leaving the EU is a bit more complicated than “we should just leave, end of”) get time to work out what the fuck we should do next.

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