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I know somebody served and is always posting on Instagram about what an honour it was to serve on the battlefield in Iraq and Afghanistan. He calls himself a soldier and likes to imply that he killed for his country and has PTSD as a result. He used to work for me.
The funny thing is that he never found out that the army told me that he was an HR admin assistant who literally never left camp when I checked his references.
Combat spreadsheets.
to be fair, conscription dodging is a tough one to call someone on as going on the lam will probably result in you living longer.
in fact i challenge you to find anyone here who wouldn't, given half the chance.