• Gotta say guys, I'm loving your tales of apprentice idiocy/ineptitude

    Ha, was thinking exactly the same thing!

    Best we ceded this thread to proper gardeners rather than us embittered pros for a while.....

    No, please don't stop. The office workers are talking about spreadsheets in another thread and this chat alternative you're providing is making me want to live

  • This.

    As ever with the forum that keeps on giving, I came to this thread expecting one thing, and have been enlightened on quite another!. @edmundro and @ColinTheBald - you need a tv show, or at least a podcast. :/

    I have nothing but love for my apprentices.*

    *When they are punctual, keen, on the ball, eager to learn, only need to be told once, use initiative/common sense, don't call in sick, don't break my tools, don't break themselves with my tools, don't BS. ;)

  • The last apprentice to answer those credentials was a carpenter in Nazareth, that's only because he answered to his (alleged) dad and didn't have a mobile or a demanding barking mad partner. The rest of us just deal with daft buggers who fulfil a few of those and frequently have a difficult past which they are trying to leave behind.

    Most of whom are utter shite, but it's only fair to give them a chance to prove their incompetence.

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