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I'm starting to think the real problem is that approximately 16 million of the 17.4 million so called 'WiLl oF THe PEoPle' brigade just don't fucking exist.

I have absolutely no sympathy for people who complain about animal sounds. Ridiculous.

I do. Yapping dogs, for instance. Or shagging cats. Or dying squirrels, esp. at 5am

Good day to bury the HS2 mismanagement/overspend/overrun debacle today then...

Laura Kuenssberg on R4 just now, focusing entirely on Boris Johnson's recent defeat, and his loss of a working majority. I'm so sick of her bias

Erm.. isn't it right that she should? What else should she be focusing on?

i think it's a basic dig at the people who rightly point out her blatant anti-labour bias which has been analysed and verified elsewhere.

it's what he does, and he's not nearly as good at it as i think he thinks he is.

https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/1169001900651491328

not sure if srs...

https://www.ifdcouncil.org/the-islamic-sneakers-biz-keeps-exploding/

Sounds like quite a useful timesaver to me...

the headline is a bit... on the nose.

Erm.. isn't it right that she should? What else should she be focusing on?

Kuenssberg recently suffered abuse and accusations of bias after a tough interview with Boris Johnson, having long suffered the same from Corbyn supporters. I was taking the piss.

Ah! Satire

Almost.

Jo Johnson (MP for Orpington and brother of Boris) resigns to spend less time with his family.

Hahaha. Unapologetically stolen.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/05/french-court-rules-maurice-noisy-cockerel-keep-crowing?fbclid=IwAR1RpTSvLvmYljpSVFHxnVIq4EpEgs4JYaq0kgn-w4KjbMvql_UqQV8xphY

As people complaining about noise of non-human animals in the country came up here recently... coc-o-ricoo!

If the Etonians running the country seem relaxed about creating a situation where they may need the army to control the population, it may be because they were educated for this.

Didn't Paul Weller write a song about this 40 years ago?

How dare people say the Independent is not what it was?

'Man opens can of baked beans to find 'bean juice and only one bean''

Man who spent the last two years telling everyone that we've had a vote and you can't just call another vote when you don't like the outcome of the first one, calls for a second vote ...

People are "disgusted" by what is going on in Parliament, Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage says.

"[Boris Johnson is] calling for a general election and, unbelievably, the Labour party want to stop Brexit and want to stop us having a vote," he says.

What I thought. I wonder how exactly he's arguing against a 2nd referendum but in favour of a GE now?

Farage probably thinks a GE right now will help him?

apparently... "Labour MP adamant Corbyn/Seumas will lose internal battle over early elex: 'We can't have the Wykehamists signing up to No Deal just cos they haven't got over losing at f***ing rugger to the Old Etonians' "

Apologies for source
https://twitter.com/JamesTapsfield/status/1169622298732781569

Of all the shite you've posted here, that's what you apologise for?

Financial Times:

the Tory press office has just delivered actual chicken breasts to
lobby journalists in a somewhat peculiar move even by the usual
standards of political gimmicks

https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1169973297423036416

I hope KFC sue them senseless.