Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

currently driving a 200hp Saab and it feels a bit slow.

Might see if my telly still gets ITV

Lel.

I don’t mind it, it’s a kind of vicarious thrill and I’m pretty sure he knows it’s fucking ridiculous.

We weren’t allowed to watch ITV as kids. My dad called it the ‘workers channel’...

our very expensive pair of Ekornes chairs started giving me back problems

I had this installed when I had the bathroom redone

And Dammit was wondering if he merited inclusion...

Since moving back to London, I have been working 5 days a week

the resale value is obviously fucked now, which is a shame as I was thinking next summer might be a good time to sell them on and get something new.

I'm in two minds whether to leave them at home for my week in Portugal and take my alu wheels

My Roomba is stuck.
It's done half the flat and it's gone and fallen into the tiled area in front of the fire.
Not quite a staircase that it would have avoided, but too big a step to get back out of.
This is the modern day angst. Now my flat will only have been half hoovered by the time I get home.

That's just shit cyclists say .

This, however, is gold:
Since moving back to London, I have been working 5 days a week

I too lozzled at touch

I've been using an old MotoG as a kitchen spotify / recipe / grocery phone.

grocery phone

Awesome.

It is but a humble Dolan DF4. No bragging points.

Mink coat is packed away currently due to building work.

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..now if only we could combine mink coats and scotch eggs made by artisanal types.

What price could one put on such items

Got to be over a grand for sure

possibly double

Serve it in a shoe and triple it.

I think we know a probable buyer

I use alternative milks and I only buy pasture raised well expensive eggs.

‘alternative milks’ - I think I have a 10” e.p. of theirs, before they went all stadium rock.

Yeah, but expensive eggs are just too MOR.

well expensive eggs

Reveals a distinct lack of natural comfort in the golf club bar