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mate I think that would genuinely make me wrap myself in cinder blocks and jump in the sea. after three years of being chronically ill my penis is largely a symbolic ornament anyway, although happily my latest round of drenching myself in experimental drug treatments appears to have been successful so the wee man might be getting dusted off and put back into regular service again sometime soon...
You obviously haven't enjoyed a coke-fuelled swingers party on Saga Holidays (remember to change your pacemaker battery).