I heard a guy at a table next to mine in a restaurant, earnestly explaining that the first thing JC would do would be to claim all farmland in the country as a national farm and pay nothing to the farmers for it.
A friend of mine, who is otherwise a bright chap, thinks that the first thing that Corbyn would do as PM would be to raid 50% of all company cash reserves as a one off cash boost.
Collectivisation innit. Worked in the Ukraine. #StarveTheArchers