I'm increasingly baffled by the use of genitalia as a derogatory remark.
That, to me, looks like a perfectly proportionally shaped, healthy cock. Placed on the right person it could bring about a lot of joy.
Also, when you’re looking for amusing pictures of things drawn big on beaches, your options are pretty limited. It’s not really my fault that the giant beach graffitists of the world have such a limited palette.
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