Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

No more strawberry bidet?

You mean Marcom ?

Everyone here gets the

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Mary Walsh from Dublin with Ford Fiesta D6S1993 should be a little bashful but I suspect the garage employees who shared this without anonymising the invoice might be getting an earful...

The milage of 69 69 1 isn't ringing your "fake news" alarm bell?

To charge £65 is pretty outrageous though

yeah, bit of a dick move

Can’t embed from Twitch but this cracked me up.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyOnerousWeaselHeyGuys

How much would you charge for poking around in a ford fiesta to diagnose a dirty dildo is the technical issue at hand? Valuable service was rendered...

Ha!

Tbh I should have known if only because they 1: actually found the problem and 2: didn't just tell her the entire seat was broken and charged for a new one

Wait, somebody ‘tipped’ Limmy £150 for doing shit jokes on twitch? Fuck me.

You forgot to take the earth's rotation into account... 👹♥️🙃

Oh, Darling. I thought you'd forsaken me. Please, never let your meme-scented cyber kisses fade from my heart again...

There's a strong whiff of hetero cumming off this thread ATM... Please, leave your disgusting norm sexual practices at the door... Foot and bum fun only, please and thank you...

But seriously, queer shaming? Here? Fuck off...

He's got some rare old fan dans that thinks the ground he walks on is holy.

Imhop got some rare gems of lels in amongst a raft of total drek, more unpleasant is the cavalcade of Twitter patter merchants he's inspired though.

Where's snottyotter to puke on your feet when need him most for some light relief?

This thread needs some memes. Sorry if seen before

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Sorry, I was off giving myself some heavy relief.

heavy relief.

Dibs once you're finished

I used to like memes...