Football

Glad you’re retiring unscathed, there’s been a mass of injuries at my work as thirty something men have injured themselves playing football. Guy behind my desk tore his meniscus and it’s torture seeing him limp round the office as he waits for an MRI.

way too young to retire Rich! and congrats dude

Nice work Rich.

I am back in action soon in our office game. Unfortunately I'm going to be that dickhead with shin pads. Even a small knock on my shin causes a massive egg to appear.....
I feel like I'm in some badly scripted film about 'any knock and the bomb will blow!'

City Liverpool and Tottenham given effective byes to the knock out stages.

virgil beats messi and ronaldo to uefa player of the year

congrats

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/1167109816088743936?s=19

I love Cantona.

Also, the look on Ronaldo's boat.

Legia Warsaw brought a 50m poster of Pope John Paul II to Ibrox

Bayern, red star and Olympiacos.
Decent enough draw.
Could have been a lot worse.

Fair play to them

glad cantona left it at just a rambling, incoherent speech, imagine if he did his infamous egg trick right up there live on stage

Fair play to them

Would have been even better if they had won.

Rangers 1 John Paul 2 would have been a good result.

Oh Clive

I think we've had five minutes of football and five minutes of Liverpool time wasting at the start of this second half

bet you'd wished we wasted a bit more time, you didn't really handle the football side of things that well once it started happening

burnley niggled me during that game, i always enjoy watching them upset the better teams, but they just wound me up today especially ashley barnes

and chelseas struggles continue in the post drinkwater era

I imagine that a Liverpool fan would be a bit confused watching a game where a team doesn't spend the match committing fouls or pretending to be injured.

i was going to disagree with you but looked up the stats to check
i am surprised that liverpool did commit more fouls today, it didn't seem like that watching the game

2 of our games we been fouled more arse and southampton, 2 games we fouled more burnley and norwich,

i don't think we are as cynical as citeh in respect to tactical fouls, also there were a lot of defensive headers from long balls in the game and those usually end up with a foul one way or the other

i can only apologise for the ruffing up we gave you

Fuck me, is Klopp trying to go one better than Rylan

it's like his face is on full beam, he's almost as bright as ross in friends

If Emery plays that narrow diamond formation again like he did against Liverpool we won’t control this match and will be easy pickings for Spurs. But I live with hope;

That David Luiz gets what norf London derbies are all about, no time for mindless errors, shirt pulling in the box and sets a better example in defence.

That Torreira, Xhaka and Ceballos all play out of their skinz, press often enough giving us more strike options

That we exploit Spurs weakness at right back for Aubameyang to dominate

That was a game we shouldn’t have let slip. But lack of midfield control cost us. Arsenal press and ability to play pretty triangles meant we were under the cosh all second half.
Still felt like we’d nick a goal on the counter, but you Sissoko was the one on the end of them. A finisher he is not.
How the push on Kane wasn’t a penalty I’ll never know..

Reckon 2-2 was a fair result. But can’t wait until we get ndombele back and Lo Celso is upto speed. The winks/Sissoko pivot isn’t filling me with confidence.

Kane's obvious exagerration didn't help his cause. I didn't think it was a penalty anyway.

Arsenal dropped points today, all that pressing 2nd half.. Xhaka needs to improve massively as Captain. Spurs always looked dangerous on the counter attack..