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  • Years ago one of my neighbours felt a similar entitlement to the spot directly outside their house and once threatened to blow my car up if I parked there again. Needless to say, when I found a VERY heavily soiled dildo in the street on my way home after a night out, I knew exactly who's letterbox to pop it through.

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