EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

1. We’re going to suspend parliament
   
2. Oh no you’re not, we’re having a no confidence vote before then
   
3. Oh yes we are, you’ll fail to agree a new government which will trigger a GE and suspend parliament, just like what we wanted
   
   

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